My Top 6 Anticipated Films Based Solely on Their Trailers

The summer is creeping up on us, and with it, comes a shiny new batch of blockbuster motion pictures for us to throw money at. I have compiled a definitive list of my Top 6 Anticipated Films Based Solely on Their Trailers (in case you missed the title).

#6: Terminator: Salvation
I decided to only allow one spot to a film about giant robots, and Terminator gets the nod. Sorry Transformers 2, I’m sure you’ll do just fine without my endorsement.
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#5: Crank 2
Okay, you may have seen the theatrical trailer, but that is NOTHING compared to the balls-out not suitable for work red-band version that was released. The atrocity that was the theatrical trailer just reminded me how much I hated the Crystal Method back in grade 9. Watch the red-band and get amped!
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#4: Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt
Child-endangerment = funny. Not suitable for work. Definitely not.
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#3: Public Enemies
Johnny Depp playing the infamous bank robber John Dillinger, being chased by a top FBI agent played by Christian Bale. Bring on the tommy guns! Add to this that it looks like a very professional film school production, and I’m sold.Vodpod videos no longer available.

#2: Where The Wild Things Are
This is possibly one of my favourite trailers of all time. I would probably cry watching it if I were any less of a man.Vodpod videos no longer available.

#1: HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN
Really, when have I ever missed an opportunity to self-promote?Vodpod videos no longer available.
What are you bastards looking forward to?

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