For those of you who are either (A) friends with me on The Facebooks, or (B) follow my tweets on Twitter, you may have noticed that I posted/tweeted an entry that went as follows, “Just had myself a terrible audition. Please send cookies.

Well as it turns out, I don’t need none (double-negative, I know) of your pity-cookies, because I wasn’t as terrible as I had thought I was because I received a phone call from my agent earlier today informing me that I got the part. The project that I have been cast in is a miniseries based on…moby_dick

That’s right! Mother fucking “MOBY DICK“!

Please send in your sea-faring falic jokes to .

This adventure will provide me an opportunity to complete one of my life goals: to achieve only one degree of separation between myself and Ethan Hawke, who is rumored to be playing the part of Ishmael (via TV Squad).


In all seriousness, this is pretty darned awesome! I’m going to have an opportunity to work with some very well established actors, within the confines of a literary masterpiece. Shooting is set to begin early October.

Today has been a good day.


9 thoughts on “INSERT DICK JOKE.

  1. I do not think so. Strictly Mr. Hawke. I have my first day on set Wednesday in Lunenburg and I’m gonna try and sneak my Mother on set to take some photos & steal some catering. Fun fun!

  2. I’ve been told that they are the “rumored” cast, but with only a week left before shooting, I doubt there’s going to be many changes.

    And yes, if things stay as they are, I will have a couple scenes with Ethan Hawke. This is loco. hah.

    The character I’m playing is still relatively small, so I don’t want to get too excited, but yeah… yeehaw!

  3. Wow, Gillian Anderson, William Hurt and Ethan Hawke. What a fabulous cast! 8-O. You must have done something right if you won the audition. Will you have scenes with any of those fab actors?

  4. Thanks! I just found out this morning that William Hurt, Charlie Cox, Gillian Anderson, and Raoul Trujillo will also be partaking in the adventure!

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